As if the 1996 fourth dimension travel flick Dinosaur Valley little girl were n’t weird enough , the “ randomly bare-breasted biddy meet allosaurus ” movie assume a break in the middle to share this bizarro dance chronological sequence . Called “ Jurassic Punk , ” the song is about the mighty allosaurus and all the biting and trace that he does . Also , he chases a circumstances of topless cave women . And ALSO , the topless cave charwoman like to dance in cave full of regal lights and teetotal ice . You know , just the way they used to do during the Cretaceous .
The plot of this movie is seriously gooftastic , and it ’s definitely worth a watch if you ’re reconcile in for a nice night with the hash pipe . Tony is an action pic headliner whose primary trouble in life-time is that he fume a lot , and all the blistering babes around him do n’t like it . Also , it gives him a smoker ’s cough . When he starts dreaming about cave babes , he go to a head-shrinker ( played by Blacula – no I ’m not kidding ) who grant him a keepsake that grants one wish . So he bid to go touch the cave babes of his dreams .
Whoosh ! We go back in metre to a non - existent epoch when humans co - existed with dinosaurs . The adult male are all loutish - face dudes and the woman are all raging babe from California who expend a lot of time grunt in cave spoken language , attain out with Tony , and pull a face every time he starts smoking . No matter where Tony conk out , nobody desire him to smoke ! Jeez ! Lucky for him all the cave guys know far aside and have sexuality with stuffed bird ( no I ’m STILL not kidding ) so the cave babes turn to Tony for all their pillage .
Unfortunately , allosaur is scaring the poop out of everybody , so Tony has to gear up his butt apart and have a dino showdown ! But not before there ’s this arouse tune , that you could see above . in earnest , this might be the most amazing palaeontology nerd video ever made — if you just ignore the anachronistic human thing .
Jurassic punk ! Jurassic punk !
He takes the lead !
He ’s out to feed !
Jurassic puuuuuunk !
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