Three treasure from Fake Steve Jobs this week . First the comic above .

Then , this message :

We ’re havng a diner 2 celebrate at John Bentley ’s in Wooodside tonght . and Ill be honorst , were getting a piffling buzz om tiptop expnsive wine . But itsgood black eye ff steam once on a while . ths is relly a peculiar time 4 a[ple . Jon I ve just told us that if you put 100 million iPoods stop 2 end , they wd encricle the globebe 13 xtimes . Amazing . Speaking of amazing , i type thorium whlala whow whole massage on my iphone usissins using its touchchcscreen keypayd and adaptiona adaptiv typeing and it worksss greeeat .

Last Of Us 7 Ellie Crash

Do n’t even get me started on this post about what happens to thepoor baby seals when you buy Dell .

Let ’s beg he ’s incorrect … about the iPhone keyboard .

From dear reader Toki - chan[FSJ via Leander and Pete atCult of Mac ]

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