Future People Will Have Nicer Wobbly Bits

In just a thousand years , evolution will work us all into supermodel , says British evolutionary psychologist and medium whore Oliver Curry . That ’s because “ intimate option ” by nature intend that only citizenry with the nicest faces and genitals get to create babies — which anybody who ’s been to a baby shower bath will totally back up . Says Curry :

Human evolution will get hold of its flower in about the twelvemonth 3000 . By then , intimate selection will have cover human being into marvelous , handsome studhorse with deep voice , square jaws and substantial penis . Their distaff counterparts will have smooth , hairless skin , shining hair , big eyes and chirpy breasts , says Curry . But after that , it ’s all downhill .

Curry also claim within 100,000 years the human backwash will divide into two coinage , just like in The Time Machine . Over - reliance on technology will twist some humans into sensitive New Age wimps , while others will become speechless servants . It ’s just the sort of crap you should gestate when the field of genetics is overrun by racist dickwads like James Watson . ikon byhigh_me

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